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		<title>UPDATE: Blagojevich receives birthday presents of Facebook support for healthcare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kiyoshimartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. What a difference a day and a blog post makes!
Only a day after I pointed out that Gov. Rod Blagojevich was all alone on Facebook in his holy Web 2.0 crusade to get the people of Illinois healthcare, he&#8217;s received 169 additional supporters for his group, &#8220;I Support Healthcare.&#8221;
(Click images for full screenshots)
Before:

And&#8230;. after:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.pbs.org/mediashift/files/Facebook%20friends.jpg" align="right" vspace="10" hspace="10">Wow. What a difference a day and a <a href="http://capitalfax.blogspot.com/2007/11/exposing-blagojevich-is-his-approach.html">blog post</a> makes!</p>
<p>Only a day after I pointed out that <a href="http://uis.facebook.com/person.php?id=2334330725">Gov. Rod Blagojevich</a> was all alone on Facebook in his holy Web 2.0 <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;q=blagojevich+crusade&#038;btnG=Google+Search">crusade</a> to get the people of Illinois healthcare, he&#8217;s received 169 additional supporters for his group, <a href="http://uis.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5065812324">&#8220;I Support Healthcare.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>(<i>Click images for full screenshots</i>)</p>
<p>Before:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-healthcare.jpg"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-onlymember.jpg"></a></p>
<p>And&#8230;. after:</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-healthcareafter.jpg"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-healthcareaftertb.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Looks like some of the 2,148 &#8220;Friends of Blagojevich&#8221; decided to take my advice and give him an early birthday present (much more preferred over <a href="http://blog.facebook.com/blog.php?post=2234372130">Facebook gifts</a>). Keep it up guys! </p>
<p>Wait, what&#8217;s that? He doesn&#8217;t have 2,148 friends anymore? </p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-minus.jpg"></p>
<p>Why did this unknown supporter leave? I&#8217;ve got a theory: Maybe it was because <a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/exposing.rod.blagojevich.2.598424.html">Blagojevich prefers watching the Blackhawks game</a> instead of <a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/rod.blagojevich.springfield.2.599194.html">watching a &#8220;rigged&#8221; game in the Illinois House</a>.</p>
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		<title>Exposing Blagojevich: Is his approach an obstacle for Facebook popularity?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kiyoshimartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Mike Flannery&#8217;s report on how Gov. Rod Blagojevich goes to Blackhawks games instead of being present in Springfield for mass-transit funding legislative action has gathered quite a bit of attention. And it&#8217;s deserved. After all, when was the last time you remember your local nightly news devoted 7 minutes and 55 seconds to a single-topic [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/bios/mike.flannery.wbbm.9.291863.html">Mike Flannery&#8217;s</a> report on how <a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/exposing.rod.blagojevich.2.598424.html">Gov. Rod Blagojevich goes to Blackhawks games</a> instead of being present in Springfield for mass-transit funding legislative action has gathered quite a bit of attention. And it&#8217;s deserved. After all, when was the last time you remember your local nightly news devoted 7 minutes and 55 seconds to a single-topic story dealing with a politician that didn&#8217;t involve a scandal or election? My understanding is that this sort of thing is unheard of or at least rare in TV news.</p>
<p>While many are <a href="http://thecapitolfaxblog.com/2007/11/28/live-cbs-2-broadcast/#comments">drawing their own conclusions</a> about how Blagojevich&#8217;s stay-at-home governing style is affecting important issues like the CTA, I thought this wouldn&#8217;t be a bad time to look at the lighter side. For instance, how has his Facebook popularity fared? (Please note, you&#8217;ll need a <a href="http://facebook.com">Facebook</a> account to view some links.)</p>
<p>Blagojevich is the sole member of the Facebook group <a href="http://uis.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5065812324">&#8220;I Support Healthcare,&#8221;</a> of which he is the creator. </p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-healthcare.jpg"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-onlymember.jpg"></a><br />
(Click for the full-size group page)</p>
<p>The group&#8217;s profile makes this statement:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;This group is for people who want to work to make affordable, quality healthcare for everyone a reality.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Despite having 2,148 &#8220;Friends of Blagojevich&#8221; that support him on his <a href="http://uis.facebook.com/person.php?id=2334330725">Facebook profile</a>, the governor is alone in supporting healthcare. </p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-facebook.jpg"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/blagojevich-facebook-tb.jpg"></a><br />
(Click to see a full-size image)</p>
<p>That&#8217;s right. Not a single of his supporters on Facebook has joined his group to support healthcare. </p>
<p>How can his lack of support on Facebook be explained? Could this be a result of his &#8220;<a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/exposing.rod.blagojevich.2.598424.html">inaccessibility</a>&#8221; by not checking his profile often enough and posting on his supporter&#8217;s walls? Is this a sign of his &#8220;<a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/exposing.rod.blagojevich.2.598424.html">poor skills at building relationships</a>&#8221; surfacing not only in Springfield, but also in the complicated world of Web 2.0? Is his &#8220;<a href="http://cbs2chicago.com/politics/exposing.rod.blagojevich.2.598424.html">lack of interest in details</a>&#8221; of items in his supporters&#8217; <a href="http://blog.facebook.com/blog.php?post=2207967130">News Feed</a> updates driving people away from Facebook groups he creates?</p>
<p>I should point out that Rod&#8217;s birthday is coming up in 11 days, so maybe some of his closest 2,148 supporters on Facebook can post on his wall and join his &#8220;I Support Healthcare&#8221; group as a birthday gift.</p>
<p>(Cross posted to <a href="http://capitalfax.blogspot.com/2007/11/exposing-blagojevich-is-his-approach.html">Illinoize</a>, a site about Illinois politics from various political bloggers across the state.)</p>
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		<title>Jon Stewart analyzes the media blame game</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 05:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kiyoshimartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While I followed the Virginia Tech shootings rather intensely for the first few days, I stopped watching the cable networks within 24 hours of the story breaking. Why? Well, look no further than The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

Technorati Tags: Jon+Stewart, Daily+Show, Comedy+Central, Virginia+Tech, media, journalism, cable+news, video
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I followed the Virginia Tech shootings rather intensely for the first few days, I stopped watching the cable networks within 24 hours of the story breaking. Why? Well, look no further than The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:</p>
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		<title>Video mashup: &#8216;24&#8242; vs. &#8216;Aqua Teen Hunger Force&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://kiyoshimartinez.com/nerdlusus/2007/02/08/video-mashup-24-vs-aqua-teen-hunger-force/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kiyoshimartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two of my favorite TV shows get mashed up. It&#8217;s a world where Jack Bauer must defuse LED bombs of Mooninites. SCARY! THRILLING! HILARIOUS!

Hat tip to BoingBoing.
Technorati Tags: Aqua+Teen+Hunger+Force, 24, Jack+Bauer, TV+shows, mashup, YouTube
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two of my favorite TV shows get mashed up. It&#8217;s a world where Jack Bauer must defuse LED bombs of Mooninites. SCARY! THRILLING! HILARIOUS!</p>
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<p>Hat tip to <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/">BoingBoing</a>.</p>
<p><span class="technoratitag">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tags/Aqua+Teen+Hunger+Force" rel="tag">Aqua+Teen+Hunger+Force</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tags/24" rel="tag">24</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tags/Jack+Bauer" rel="tag">Jack+Bauer</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tags/TV+shows" rel="tag">TV+shows</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tags/mashup" rel="tag">mashup</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tags/YouTube" rel="tag">YouTube</a></span></p>
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		<title>Things I loved, lived and learned in 2006</title>
		<link>http://kiyoshimartinez.com/nerdlusus/2007/01/02/things-i-loved-lived-and-learned-in-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kiyoshimartinez</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the year&#8217;s about to end and that means everyone is given the dosage of &#8220;remember this past year&#8221; in the media. I don&#8217;t see why this blog should be any different, so here&#8217;s my list &#8212; in no particular order &#8212; of things in the past year. 
+ Save the cheerleader, save the world.

+ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, the year&#8217;s about to end and that means everyone is given the dosage of &#8220;remember this past year&#8221; in the media. I don&#8217;t see why this blog should be any different, so here&#8217;s my list &#8212; in no particular order &#8212; of things in the past year. </p>
<p>+ <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/">Save the cheerleader</a>, save the world.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061120/061120_heroes_hmed_3p.hmedium.jpg"></p>
<p>+ The <a href="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/nerdlusus/2006/12/28/i-feel-old-a-brief-review-of-nintendo-wii/">Nintendo Wii</a> is more fun. And <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsrxTHL-UI">cuter</a>.<br />
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<p>+ Breakfast tacos are delicious at any time of the day.<br />
<img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/btacos.jpg"></p>
<p>+ Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t sleep, <a href="http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&#038;person=chuck">he waits</a>. Also, in his spare time he writes a <a href="http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274">column</a>.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f249/vandelay7/chuck%20norris/chucknorris-gun.jpg"></p>
<p>+ <a href="http://www.theboozenews.com/article.html?page=614010">The Booze News</a> isn&#8217;t afraid to take on University of Illinois administration, especially when it comes to Unofficial St. Patrick&#8217;s Day.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.theboozenews.com/images/pages/614010.png"></p>
<p>+ If you&#8217;re white and Greek, you probably shouldn&#8217;t <a href="http://www.dailyillini.com/media/storage/paper736/news/2006/10/17/News/Greek.Party.Causes.Turmoil.Across.Campus-2371253.shtml?norewrite200701020159&#038;sourcedomain=www.dailyillini.com">dress up as pregnant Mexicans</a> for your fraternity/sorority exchange party. </p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.dailyillini.com/media/storage/paper736/news/2006/12/08/News/Race-Relations.101-2529418.shtml?norewrite200701020202&#038;sourcedomain=www.dailyillini.com"><img src="http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper736/stills/yrvfxm5j.jpg"></p>
<p></a></p>
<p>+ <a href="http://superherohype.com/news.php?id=4972">Superman</a> is Bryan Singer&#8217;s personal Jesus.<br />
<img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/superman.jpg"></p>
<p>+ <a href="http://www.dailyillini.com/media/storage/paper736/news/2006/02/09/Opinions/Editors.Note-1622265.shtml?norewrite200701020218&#038;sourcedomain=www.dailyillini.com">Publishing</a> the controversial Muhammad cartoons in a campus paper can be &#8212; you guessed it &#8212; <a href="http://www.dailyillini.com/media/storage/paper736/news/2006/02/15/News/Quad-Rally.Denounces.Hate-1613698.shtml?norewrite200701020220&#038;sourcedomain=www.dailyillini.com">controversial</a>. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.kiyoshimartinez.com/DI-Jyllands-Posten.jpg"></p>
<p>+ My parents care more about my hair cut than my GPA.<br />
<img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/haircut.jpg"></p>
<p>+ <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/09/06/facebook-users-revolt-facebook-replies/">News feeds</a> freak out Facebook users. In fact, <a href="http://www.petitiononline.com/faceb00k/petition.html">111,126 people will sign a petition</a> against these changes.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/FB2.jpg"></p>
<p>+ Student papers might want to consider <a href="http://reinventing.collegemedia.org/index.php?id=321">&#8220;selling out&#8221;</a> to &#8220;the man.&#8221; </p>
<p>+ Evanston native Jeremy Piven should <a href="http://maintainingmycool.blogspot.com/2006/10/cardinals-win-soooooo-satisfying.html">learn his audience</a> at Assembly Hall, unless he wants to get booed off the mic. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.kipaddotta.com/images/jeremy-piven.jpg"></p>
<p>+ The Springfield weather gods will <a href="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/nerdlusus/2006/12/04/dear-mom-call-fema/">freeze your car in ice, cut off your power and destroy trees</a>. Also, the garage door can be opened using a string.<br />
<img src="http://www.kiyoshimartinez.com/images/backyardsnow.jpg"></p>
<p>+ I should have voted <a href="http://www.myspace.com/josh4congress">Josh Jennings</a> for Congress&#8230;<br />
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<p>+ &#8230; And <a href="http://www.myspace.com/getnieuked">Tim Nieukirk</a> was worth getting Nieuked over, even if he is in bed with my sister.<br />
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<p>+ <a href="http://www.dailyillini.com/media/storage/paper736/news/2006/08/01/News/Student.Arrested.After.Police.Facebook.Him-2142717.shtml?norewrite200701020215&#038;sourcedomain=www.dailyillini.com">The University Police are on Facebook</a>. Also, some of these officers &#8220;hate posers who don&#8217;t have the right to whine and cry.&#8221;<br />
<img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/policefb.jpg"></p>
<p>+ The Billy Goat Tavern doesn&#8217;t have fries, only chips.<br />
<img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/billygoat.jpg"></p>
<p>+ Being a YouTube star isn&#8217;t always great for your career. Just ask <a href="http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/how_not_to_apply_for_a_job_in_ibanking_1.html">Aleksey Vayner</a>.<br />
<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/multiplayer.swf?player=multiplayer&#038;type=v&#038;permalinkId=e1336748NgyMqyG" width="400" height="329" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed>+ Rich McBride is a member of the <a href="http://www.herald-review.com/articles/2006/10/03/sports/illini/1018174.txt">crunk nation</a>.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/crunk.jpg"></p>
<p>+ The Jack Bauer <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jack+Bauer+Power+Hour">hour of power</a> makes Monday&#8217;s tolerable.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.woman-magazin.de/bilder/gewinnspiele/24_vorlage.jpg"></p>
<p>+ <a href="http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2984#comments">Ron Zook</a> might not be able to win football games, but he can have one tricked out ride on the field.<br />
<a href="http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2984#comments"><img src="http://kiyoshimartinez.com/images/2006/zook.jpg"></a></p>
<p>+ The Star Wars Legos video game is a joy to play. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FDDN2E.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V62643997_.jpg"></p>
<p>+ Posting photos of yourself <strike>doing</strike> failing the Milk Challenge will be mocked by your friends, mentioned by your parents and brought up during job interivews on multiple occassions.</p>
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		<title>Bring Faygo pop to Illinois</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The State Journal-Register is reporting that Illinois is now taking bids to have a single soda supplier for all of its vending machines, including the three University of Illinois campuses. 
Right now at Urbana campus, the contracted company is Coca Cola. You can&#8217;t escape it. While some people were really upset about that Coke contract, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://www.sj-r.com/sections/news/stories/103924.asp">State Journal-Register</a> is reporting that Illinois is now taking bids to have a single soda supplier for all of its vending machines, including the three University of Illinois campuses. </p>
<p>Right now at Urbana campus, the contracted company is Coca Cola. You can&#8217;t escape it. While some people were really <a href="http://caccuc.blogspot.com/">upset about that Coke contract</a>, I personally didn&#8217;t mind having Barq&#8217;s Root Beer available in the vending machines. But what really bugged me was the price of soda. It was outrageous. You couldn&#8217;t get a can of soda for 50 cents anywhere, which basically meant you had to put in a dollar and get back 35 cents. </p>
<p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/60/Faygo.jpg/150px-Faygo.jpg" vspace="10" hspace="10" align="right">I&#8217;m pretty sick of paying these outlandish prices for soda (or, if you prefer, pop) and I&#8217;m rooting for Illinois to bring <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faygo">Faygo</a> to the masses of this state. </p>
<p>Faygo is a soda for the person on a budget. It&#8217;s cheap. It tastes great and there&#8217;s a variety of flavors. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faygo#Faygo">Just look at the list</a> of brands they offer! Can you tell me that you don&#8217;t want to try Key Lime Pie or Pineapple Orange? And how about Cletis? I don&#8217;t know what flavor that is, but I want it in a vending machine at the Illini Union. It&#8217;s pretty clear to me that Illinois deserves a variety of fizzy beverages in its buildings that rises to the level of Faygo branded drinks. From personal experience, I can tell you that their Lemon-Lime soda is delicious and comes at a thrifty price.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/i/insane_clown_posse/150x223.jpg" vspace="10" hspace="10" align="right">Want further proof that Faygo is the right choice for Illinois? Well, it just so happens to be endorsed by the famous rap group <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_Posse">Insane Clown Posse</a>. That&#8217;s right, the group that brought you such singles as &#8220;Santa&#8217;s a Fat Bitch&#8221; and &#8220;Fuck the World&#8221; has promoted the Faygo brand extensively. Who does Coca Cola have promoting them? <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004778/">Adrien Brody</a>. Lame. Who&#8217;s advertising for Pepsi? <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004856/">Carson Daley</a>. Even more lame. With ICP and Faygo, Illinois will have instant respect of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo">Juggalo</a> nation for choosing a refreshing soft drink at a honest price.</p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m calling it: Faygo For Illinois! </p>
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